The normal life of Niall

Follow the almost grammatically correct adventures of a very handsome and exceedingly modest man named Niall.
Oh Siri, you’re so sassy.

Oh Siri, you’re so sassy.

If you’re the kind of boring person who has a plan for the rest of their life, you’re probably also the kind of boring person who only has sex in the missionary position.

Do you ever just get pissed off? Wheres the hallmark card for that?

Yeah just talkin with Duncan Jones again. As you do. Well, as I do.

Yeah just talkin with Duncan Jones again. As you do. Well, as I do.

Third times the charm

So I’m currently listening to The Clash (who are great forever) and I started thinking about their third album London’s Calling and how great it is which led me to think about other third albums. Theres this thought that the third album is supposed to be the hard one but in a lot of cases it stands head and shoulders above all the other albums. Rancid have …And Out Come the Wolves. Brand New have The Devil and God are Raging Inside Me. Alkaline Trio’s From Here to Infirmary. Blink 182’s Enema of the State. Smash by The Offspring. Ok Computer, Intimacy, the list goes on. Well it could. If you notice, a lot of the bands I listed are punk or quite close anyway. Im sure if I expanded the search to bands outside my comfort zone then the list would be unreal. Whats your favourite third album? Answers on a post card please

Ah tumblr. You’ve let me down. Where else can I say what I want to? Its just not happening on facebook or twitter and now you? Goddamn

I don’t own this nor did I write or draw it. However I am that penguin.

I don’t own this nor did I write or draw it. However I am that penguin.

Daffodils.

William Wordsworth wanted to go to space. And who could blame him? Space is awesome. Some dude just jumped out of a balloon in space earlier today. If Wordsworth had been able to do that would he have bothered writing poems? Or would his poems be better cause he had actually been in space? Another awesome thing about being in space would be the fact that we could basically go back to the age of discovery. The time when people didnt really know what was out there and people had to be totally bad ass and discover it on their ships. So I know we basically know our solar system but I’m sure theres loads we still need to find. Being a space adventurer is one of the things I want more than anything in life. Ever since I saw star wars and saw how unbelievably cool Han Solo is. Unfortunatly I was born too late for the first age of discovery and too early for the new space age of discovery. Thats one of the reasons I love sci fi so much. It allows me to fantasize about being a space adventurer. Imagine being Malcolm Reynolds! Its just so depressing that I’ll probably never have that chance. Another film that makes me feel this way is Porco Rosso. That dudes life is amazing. Apart from the fact that hes got a pigs face. He just lives where he wants and if he wants to go somewhere he hops in his biplane and goes. Then when hes done he goes back to his amazing bay in the adriatic sea or to his friends awesome island bar. Deadly. Did you read all of this? I appreciate you sticking with my train of thought.